I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This is my gift to your gina
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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