u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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