How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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