This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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