I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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