it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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