In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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