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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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