She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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