So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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