Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
You're a waste of cheezeits
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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