I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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