We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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