Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Randomize