I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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