You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize