Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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