Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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