did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
there is glitter all over my balls
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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