This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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