Pregnant stripper...not hot.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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