I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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