She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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