Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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