Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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