I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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