Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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go home
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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