I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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