She is in my trunk
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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