I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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