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I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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