put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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