remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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