Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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