just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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