is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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