so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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