I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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