wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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