Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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