tell your sister to shave her snatch
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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