the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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