I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
