All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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