Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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