So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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