Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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