I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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