I look better un-naked...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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