Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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