Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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