I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
