I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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