I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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