i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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