I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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