I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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