I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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