I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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