Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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